The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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