Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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