So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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