So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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