I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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