Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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