Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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