Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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