the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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