Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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