I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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