and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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