doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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