I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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