So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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