More tranny stories later!
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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