I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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