Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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