My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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