Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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