So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
false alarm, still single
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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