I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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