I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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