He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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