Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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