I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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