I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
No...this little piggys going to the bar
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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