You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
birth control should be required to get into college
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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