Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
vagina is talking i cant
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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