weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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