Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Where is the hickey?
this beer tastes like vomit already
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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