its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
the night ended with taco bell and tears
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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