She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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