Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I need a hoe opinion
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