): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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