You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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