Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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