I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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