I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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