so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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