There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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