All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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