Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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