So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
