she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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