What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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