If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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