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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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