So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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