I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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