Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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