It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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