But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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