You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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