Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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