I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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