If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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